How to Celebrate the Lame Horse’s Birthday

March 15, 2013 Lauren Mauldin Comments 7 comments

I know, I know – it’s still birthday central around here. That’s what you have to do when you can’t ride your horse… you dress him up!

Yes, that is a crown. Yes, it does have glitter. Yes, it does say “Birthday Prince”

You also stop to pose for pictures with your beloved ponykins, even though there is grain drool on your boob and it’s a bad hair day.

You can try to feed him cupcakes, but there’s a good chance he won’t eat them.

Horse Cupcake — Cupcake? For meeeeeeee?!

But if your horse won’t eat the cupcakes, there are usually plenty of horse girls that will. Plus if you’re lucky, you can find a hungry school horse that is hankering for icing.

Is that icing or is she trying out a new makeup fad?

Finally, if you’re really feeling lucky the best way to celebrate your horse’s birthday is to get someone to jog them to see how they are recovering. And if you’re really lucky, you might just find out…